New church decision...

I guess finding a new church to call home is never an easy task although for Kathryn and I it wasn't an unpleasant one. Lots of prospective member luncheons help ease the burden a bit.

I've been relishing the almost unprecedented freedom I have in being a prospective member. I mean, nobody wants you do DO anything. Heck, they won't even let you get your own coffee much less drag you into a room of 3rd graders and tell you to "start teaching!" It's nice being new, nobody expects anything from you and everybody is willing to give to you.

Anyway, our new church is Crossroads Presbyterian Fellowship and it is a plant of Covenant Pres. They just bought an existing church building and last Sunday was their first Sunday in the new (new to us) building. It's an exciting for this young church, not just because the Dusenbery’s are joining.

Nothing more than animals...

I guess if you want to get your point across this is a good way to do it.

Take eight attractive men and women, put them on display in a London Zoo, and put up a sign saying "Warning: Humans in Their Natural Environment." Soon you'll get the attention of the press and the public. Here are a sample of quotes from people who have visited the display. See if you can spot the trend...

"Seeing people in a different environment, among other animals ... teaches members of the public that the human is just another primate."

"A lot of people think humans are above other animals. When they see humans as animals, here, it kind of reminds us that we're not that special."

"I've lived in this country for nine years and have never come to a zoo. Humans are animals too!"

"They're not doing anything. It looked lots better on the news."

And my personal favorite:
"You can tell why some people came here, like the big muscly men who clearly like parading around in thongs."

Two things:

1. Sitting in an old bear paddock in your swimsuit is not what I'd consider a "natural environment" since humans have developed something no other animal has...progressive society (i.e. we're smart enough to build zoos and capture other dumber animals to put on display).
2. Why attractive people? Why not pick human specimens that are the zoological equivlivilent of the other animals at the zoo, fat, lethargic sods who get winded bending over to grab the remote off the coffee table.

5 Days Untill Class Starts!

Neighbor Leaving for Afghanistan

Chris Allen, is one of the guys I met this summer in my Beginning Greek class. He also lives at Gulf Drive. About halfway through the course this summer he was called up for active duty and was told that he would be going to Afghanistan. His first child is due in October. So, he'll miss the birth and most, if not all, of the first year of his child's life.

Please pray for him, his wife and baby this year, and remember that there are many like him over there. He leaves Sept. 11.

The Gentle Jolt of a Covenant

At potential new church family #2 (a.k.a. Crossroads Pres.) there was a baptism Sunday morning. Enter mom, dad, and pastor. Throw in cousins, grandparents and great grandparents. Add still cameras, video cameras, one with a really large, really annoying flash. Let us not forget one sleeping cherubic baby baptizee in a white gown who slept through almost the entire ceremony.

She slept through the explanation of baptism and God's covenant relationship with his people. The whole, "I will be your God and you will be my people," thing. She slept through her parent’s vows and the congregation's vows to bring her up in a manner that is pleasing and honorable to God. She slept through being passed from mother to pastor, and through being show around the room as the pastor talked about the meaning of covenant and the purpose of this sacrament. She even slept through the large annoying flash of her great grand father's camera. There was one element of her baptism, her very own baptism, that she couldn't ignore: the Water.

Great glops of it hit her forehead and she jolted awake. Rudely roused from her peace by splashes of water, it was easy to ignore all the words, the handling, the grown up voices, even the parental paparazzi. What was hard to ignore was the elemental intrusion of water on head. Water, that means that she is set apart by a covenant of love and will one day be roused once again by these same people to choose for herself.

"I will be your God and you will be my people," is the offer that is on the table.

"The Deep Breath Before the Plunge"

Here is a list of all the things I did today:

1. Played World of Warcraft
2. Ate leftover Chinese food
3. Watched The Two Towers
4. Went to Best Buy and helped my neighbor, Jim, pick out a wireless router.
5. Helped said neighbor set up his wireless router
6. Played more World of Warcraft
7. Took a nap
8. Ate pizza
9. Watched Return of the King
10. Wrote this....

Please note the complete lack of studying done today.

It's nice not to have to worry about a class for a couple of weeks. Although I am looking forward to starting the fall semester, I am going to enjoy these next two weeks. This is as Gandalf says in the movie, "the deep breath before the plunge," before papers and reading and, yes, even more Greek.

Cheers!

Famous last words...

....well, that wasn't so bad.

Basement full of poo...

One of the nice things about our apartment here in St. Louis is that it has an enormous basement that has been partially finished. We have a study space and a guest room down in the basement as well as our laundry area. It's really my favorite part of the house since it's dark and cool and quiet.

Last night, however, our apartment manager came over and asked us to not flush the toilets or let any water out of the drains at all because apparently the sewer lines have backed up. Thankfully it hadn't backed up into our basement that much since we are higher up the sewer line than some of our neighbors.

Todd and Emily, who live two doors down from us has a basement full of raw sewage! They have a brand new baby and their master bedroom is in their basement. You can imagine the horror of finding a few extra gallons of poo in your bedroom. Not to mention the fact that you don't want your baby around all that nastiness either. Babies make enough poo as it is.

Greek final exam tomorrow!

...and I'm feeling pretty good about it, that scares me. I'm not supposed to feel this good about what is supposed to be one of the hardest tests of my seminary career.

The translations will be from John's Gospel and I John. I can pretty much read I John in Greek. Every so often I'll hit a verse that snags me, but I'm ok with the epistle. The gospel is a little more difficult, just because of the vocabulary that I don't know (but I'm not responsible for knowing). If I choke on this test it is going to be on the parsing portion, that always gets me.

Anyway, after Thursday night life will be a little bit better.

Cheers!

Behold, the fruits of our prosperity!

They say that as a society increases in prosperity it begins to produce more art and other cultural works because as prosperity increased so does demand for art. It has something to do with economics and stuff which I have no interest in what so ever.

Thus, 21st century society has so increased in prosperity that we have created the technology that would allow us to bring forth such staggering works as the image in this post. I mean, I am a very experienced with digital imaging software such as Photoshop and I can tell you that there was some hours put into creating the bird/thing you are now looking at. It's good work. Well done mystery artist.

I would love to be able to claim credit for this creation for several reasons:

1. It would mean that I am a highly talented Photoshop artist
2. and that I have a great eye for character creation
3. and that I am either financially much better off because I have hours to devote to such a pointless thing (or unemployed)

The skills employed by the artist responsible for this image are some of the same skills that are building the foundation of popular culture today. The ability to manipulate pixels is one of the most powerful technological advancements of popular culture (just behind the actual invention of the pixel, of course).You might even go so far as to say that this image represents pop culture its self.

America, this little bird/thing is your soul...

I'm not a Geek. I'm a level 22 mage.

A friend of mine had a t-shirt made with this motto printed on the front and I thought it was a classic statement of sheer flag-waving geek pride!

Cheers!

Why all children should be required to read Harry Potter

Having recently inducted my self into the Hall of Harry Potter Geeks, a depth of geekdom I had until recently left unplumbed, I feel that a few things need to be pointed out about the worldview of the books, and address what some well-meaning Christians see as a promotion of real world witchcraft and occultism.

If you don't know the premise behind Harry Potter....get stuffed. Go read 'em. But briefly: Harry = wizard, Lord Voldemort = evil wizard, Dumbledore > all wizards, Percy is a prat. (If you don't know what a prat is....you're probably not British. Apparently it is a really great put down for uptight suck up yes-men which I shall endeavor to use more in the future.)

So why all the fuss about books that really are nothing more than great stories? Well, for starters there are apparently a lot of prats in the Christian world. No surprise there, Christians are not perfect, and it is easy to see that a little Samuel Paris still lingers so long after Salem.

Some objections about the books are:

• The obvious use of the words "Witch" and "Wizard"
• Descriptions of subject matter learned by the young characters particularly: "Divination" (It should be pointed out that except of a couple of occasions the Divination class it treated like something of a joke)
• Darker subject matter especially as the stories and plots progress
• It's about witchcraft...I mean come on! EVIL!
• The books give children an unrealistic view of how witchcraft works in the real world

The above arguments hold water in my mind only if the reader is under the impression that the way witchcraft and magic works in the real world is in any way related to what goes on at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Which, of course, it is not, and anybody intelligent enough to read through several 700 page books is sure to understand.

There are some really great themes in the Harry Potter books that need pointing out. These theme point to a worldview that is more similar to a Christian ethic that to any thing a modern day witchcraft or Wicca would teach.

• The good guys are really good and the bad guys are really bad. Tolkien-esque romanticism at its finest
• There is sacrificial love displayed amongst the protagonists in almost every book. (i.e. Ron sacrifices himself in the chess game in Sorcerer's Stone so that Harry can proceed and triumph)
• Ethics and morality are upheld by the protagonists. Study habits, sportsmanship (i.e. quiditch), no foul language (apart from a few "hells", a "prat", and a "git" -which I shall also endeavor to add to my vocabulary-) friendship, & loyalty
• **Possible Spoiler** With out giving anything away in the most recent book: there is emerging a definite image of a Christ-like character....

In the end I think too much is being and has been made of the setting of this magical world where the stories of Harry Potter takes place. We need only to read the books as simply very good stories, which they are.

Welcome

This is the obligatory welcome post. Please consider yourself welcomed and feel free to gaze at the wonderful template blogger.com has provided for me, a first time blogger.

Just to the left of this fabulously wonderful bit of welcome text you will notice a very ugly dog and it's crazed owner. Feel free to utter "WTH?" or choke on your sandwich or whatever you usually do to express disgust, shock, outrage, or righteous indignation.

In the future I hope to fill this blog with crap that I think is important to me. I may be wrong at times. So what. This crap may include but is not limited to: griping about school, witty observations on life, cutsey pictures of members of my family, outrage at the world's injustices, theological rantings, and incoherent babblings.

I appreciate your time and attention in these and many more matters. I look forward to interacting with you all in the socially safe and risk-free manner that the internet provides.